Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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