so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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