Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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