Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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