so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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