The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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