What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Come on in and take your pants off
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