you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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