so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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