Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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