do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Vodka?
Forever.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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