I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Randomize
