I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
How external is "for external use only"?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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