Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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