just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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