Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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