Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My vagina is very pro this idea
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
