i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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