suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
This house was built for laser tag.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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