he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
