oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Someone came in the potted fern
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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