We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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