He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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