look no pants
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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