So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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