i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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