i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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