WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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