that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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