summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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