I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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