Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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