She's JV to your varsity
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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