her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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