: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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