Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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