If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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