wakey wakey hands off snakey
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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