so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
