yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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