You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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