I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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