You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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