kristin has been a bad kristin
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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