you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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