Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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