It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I believe in your delicious
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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