Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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