I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Kiss
Puke
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Are we still banned from the library?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
