I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
