is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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