did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
