when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
dude i'm inner monologue high
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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