wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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