i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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