Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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