You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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