it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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