'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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